Okay, let’s get this straight. You don’t actually need to read this part, but it would be better if you did. I am not the main character of this book – I’m the ‘narrator’, an entity that simply exists in this universe to narrate this story. I would like you to note that my mind-reading powers are not really 100% accurate, so I won’t always be able to tell accurately what a character is thinking. Now that all the boring stuff is out of the way, let’s get into the fun part; the part you’re here for…